Arrr! it be me ye favorite pirate cook MUM hear. I be hijacking The Healer’s post to remind all ye out there that it be Talk Like a Pirate Day. The second best holiday next to plundering day. So all ye land lubbers out there that ye best be speaking the queen’s English correctly today or we might just have to keel hall ya. So everyone say it with me “Arrrr! it be a fine day for practicing are proper speechifying.” If you still need a hand remember there’s always my handy little guide for the nautically impaired available for a small fee.
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